I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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