and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Also, beer. Big fan.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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