The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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