"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He kissed a someone with a penis
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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