I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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