Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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