dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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