It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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