We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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