Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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