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I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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