Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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