these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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