Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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