Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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