Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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