she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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