Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Come on in and take your pants off
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
