He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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