just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
