road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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