i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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