What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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