I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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