im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
How external is "for external use only"?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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