batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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