Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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