physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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