Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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