Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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