Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Dear god my vagina.
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