The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Bring me that man meat
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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