i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
