Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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