i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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