He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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