I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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