Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
