Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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