But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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