An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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