Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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