Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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