It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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