Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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