We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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