Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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