Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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