I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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