I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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