But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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