I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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