idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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