wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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